Sunday, October 05, 2008

Thank You Note

This weekend Barb and I are cleaning out the basement for the first time in years. It was a complete and total Hellhole down there and we've set aside a TON of trash to go out on garbage day. But, we've also found all the old mementos we'd thought we'd lost or had forgotten about long ago. Take, for example, this thank you note we designed ourselves and sent out to folks after our wedding back in 1995. It was easy to fill out and took almost no time at all. As easy as 1,2,3 and all our post-wedding social obligations were fulfilled!

Dear _______________________

Barb and I would like to thank you for:
___ Your generous gift of ______________________.
___ The very beautiful ________________________.
___ The unique and useful ______________________.
___ Making the beautiful / delicious _______________.
___ Paying for the wedding.

We hope to:
___ Purchase the rest of our china with it.
___ Display it proudly:
........___ in our living room. It matches the decor perfectly.
........___ on our bedroom wall. It matches the decor perfectly.
........___ on our bed. It matches the decor perfectly.
........___ in our kitchen. It matches the decor perfectly.
___ Cook many fine meals with it.
___ Read it before next summer.
___ Play with it on road trips.
___ Use it often.

___ We are very happy you made it to the wedding.
___ We are disappointed you were unable to attend.

___ We really appreciate you standing up in the wedding. It meant a lot to us.
___ We really appreciate you reading the:
.....___ First reading. You did a wonderful job.
.....___ Second reading. You did a wonderful job.
.....___ Prayers of the faithful. You did a wonderful job.

___ We hope you had a nice time. It was great to see you again.
___ We missed you and hope to see you soon.

___ We should get together sometime and have lunch.
___ We hope to be able to visit you soon in ___________________.
___ If you ever come to Detroit, we would love it if you would stay with us.
___ We are praying for your quick parole.

___ Love and affection,
___ With deep gratitude,
___ Sincerely,

-Barbnocity and Hawksbill

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious!

I need something similar for Christmas cards....